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so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
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>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
>> still he was in jail.......why?
>> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
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>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
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I''ve written a nice poem 4 u...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
U shud know wat u r,
&...
Once u know wat u r...
Mental Hospital is not so far..
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Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time
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Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Oye agge ki? Agge Ghora ...
129 chars (1 sms)
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
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Aaj ek sms aur karlo
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kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
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Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
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Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
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3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .
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