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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.
143 chars (1 sms)
SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...
155 chars (1 sms)
Wo MuJ Se PoCh RaHa Ta BaTao KeSa LaGa
TuM AgLeY ZakHam Ko ChoHrO Ye Ghao KeSa LaGa
AjaB SaWaL KiYa AnDhiYon Ne PaaTHoN Se
ShaJaR Se TooTe KaR GiRnA BaTao KeSa LaGa
165 chars (2 sms)
Zardari :
Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…
Pathan:
Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.
158 chars (1 sms)
Tou soach lena...
ghataen jhoom k sehra ki simt aa nilen...
gulaab cheer k seena chtaan ka mehken...
lagen jo rait k zarre bhi kehkishaan jaise..
falak k chand ko dharti pq rashk aane lage...
aur absharoon se naghma koi ubharne lage...
ya tar dil ka kisi k naam pe larzne lage...
ya sooti aankhon me yakbaar khwab jaar uthen...
fasoon shizaan ka baharon se hamkalam lage...
utarne palkon pe ek sumaai c shaam lage...
kisi k honton ki khamoshi ek piyam lage...
rafaqton ka bhi moasam thehr thehr jaae...
tou soach lena k tumhen MOHABBAT hui k hui...
548 chars (4 sms)
MUDDAT HUI HAI YAAR KI AAI NAHI KHABAR,
LAGTA HAI QASID BHI RAQEEBON SE JA MILA..
81 chars (1 sms)
Woh Keh Gaye Ki Mera Intezaar Mat Karna,
Main Kahu Bhi To Muj Pe Aitbaar Mat Karna,
Wo Kehte hai Ke Mujhe Tumse Mohabaat Nahi,
Par Tum Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Mat Karna.....!! !
171 chars (2 sms)
Allah Bachaye!
Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.
Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.
Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.
Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.
169 chars (2 sms)
In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
154 chars (1 sms)
Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!
241 chars (2 sms)
As the day turns into night,keep your worries out of sight!No matter how tough the world may seem,you still deserve the sweetest of dreams. Good night!
151 chars (1 sms)
LOOK...the moon is calling you, SEE...the stars are shining for you, HEAR... my heart saying good night to u
109 chars (1 sms)
AIK KNJOS K GHR AGH LAG GAE,
WO APNY GHR KO BACHA NA SAKA,
Q K WO SARI RAAT
FIR BIRAGED WALO KO MISCALL MARTA RAHA.
115 chars (1 sms)
Zindagi se yehi gila hae mujhy,,,
Too baht der se mila hae mujhy,,,,
Too mohabbat se kooe chaal to chal,,,
Haar jany ka hosla hae mujhy,,,,,,,
142 chars (1 sms)
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jasi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D
209 chars (2 sms)