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World cup ke shekast k bad inzamam ko bv ne bazar say dahi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say burka pehn lia .
burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghabra k kaha Nhi to Us urat ne kaha Ghabrao nhi Main Yunus Khan hon.
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Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.
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Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay
1..Rozana Brush karna
2..Choclate or sweets kam khana
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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
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When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....
Meaaaoooon....
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1 Hand on Horn
1 Hand on Gear
1 Ear listening Mobile
1 Ear listening Muzik
1 Foot on Accelarator
Other on Clutch
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Both Eyes On Girlz
WELCOME to PAKISTAN
A very busy nation...
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It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you’ve to read this msgfor once only..
Ok!
R u ready??
Here we go
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
The question is:how many times did u press the button?
hahaha
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Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay,
mar gye to tera nam lejayengay,
rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay,
tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
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The theory of reverse dynamics:When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty...when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich...
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Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
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Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
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A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''
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1st day ur friendship was like a drop
2nd day its like River
3rd day its like Sea
4th day its like an Ocean
NowIts like sunami
HELP!
HELP!
HELP!
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6 facts of the world Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue; Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it. Fact 3: Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......... ........ Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!! Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u want to forward this as soon as u read this completely.. .. Fact 6 : successfully you are fooled... so forward this to fool others.. go on! :)Z
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A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,white colour 2 ur teeth,pink colour 2 ur lips,silver colour 2 ur eyes,n u look too horribl so zara kum smile kia karo;p
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Mr Anis ''walking on the road suddenly bend &touched the road &said furiously''fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay..
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