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A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
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a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Aj agar apka sms ayega to hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!
Sachi
Warna.........
Ghusay main PANIR PARATHA AUR CHICKEN PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..
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"The powers of mind
r like the rays of d sun dissipated.
When they r concentrated,
they illuminate"
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Moral: dont concentrate too much,
it wil burn ur boo
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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS
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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
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Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
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Dosti karo TELENOR wali se.pyar kro INSTA wali se.date maro U FONE wali se Aankh larao PAKTEL wali se Gift lo WARID wali se.or SHADI karo BAGAIR MOBILE wali se
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Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.
Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?
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Boy: I LOVE U...
Girl: ME TOO...
BOY: How much u do u love me???
Girl: As much as u do...
Boy: "U CHEATER...I THOUGHT U REALLY LOVED ME"
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Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont leave ur friend?
" i looked back at the moon & said
"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"
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Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Ali''s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Ali''s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
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WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................
WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................
WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON
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