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"SHAETAN"ne pocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do apun us ko tung krega! maine AAP ka number diya to"SHETAN"bola,abay marwaye ga kia,yeh to BOSS ka number hay.
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Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!
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Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey
2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
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Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho
Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo
Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana
Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.
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Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain
wah wah
Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.
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TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,
is se bari imarat banaunga,
mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,
tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!
Aapko kya laga Aap nhi bataoge to hamay pata nhi lagega k aaj
"International Donkey Day"
hay.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda na krna.
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Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,
Balance rakh kr b log ghareeb hotay hain,
Msg karnay ki hoti nahi taufeeg jinko
Wo loug b kitnay maskeen hotay hain.
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Khub surat pholon mai,
Haseen wadiyon mai,
Dil kash bagon mai,
Aap jesa
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1 kierra zaror hota hai.
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Aap Ki 5 Khoobian
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J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)
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True meaning of "GIRL":
"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..
"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se
"R"=RONE ki automatic machine
"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..
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Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
1...hath me cell hoga.
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2...angotha key pe hoga.
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3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
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4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.
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Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
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"SO pagal
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Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,
pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,
wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
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If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
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