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Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?
Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!
127 chars (1 sms)
Kute
Kamine
Ullu K Patthe
Nalaik
Bewaqoof
Bandar
Bhalu
Gadhe
Badmash
Lofar
Lafangeor
Dhokebaz
Ye sAb Log MiL Kr B HumAri DosTi Nhi Tor Sakte :->
164 chars (2 sms)
Breaking News!
Rwlpindi K Qarib Musharaf K Qafle Pr Khofnak Bom Blast,
Sadar Samet Kayee Aala Auhdedar Halak.
Is Khabar K Armaan Mei
2007 Chala gya ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??
SardAr Ne KahA:
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RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->
155 chars (1 sms)
Will you marry Me...!
Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
101 chars (1 sms)
A world-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->
472 chars (3 sms)
Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng
U Can Do Wid Ur Lips.
Ofcourse U Know The First
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Dont Think Wierd, Stupid..
Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
HaPPy NeW YeAr
HaPPy EiD,
HaPPy BasAnt,
X-mAs,
InDepEndNCe DaY 2008
HaPPy VaLeNtiNe''s,
FrNdShip,
MoThEr''s,
FathEr''s,
DadA,
DaDi,
NanA''s,
NaNi,
MamA,
MaMi,
ChiLdRen''s DaY
tAy
HaPPy B''dAy,
BeSt LuCk 4 ExAMs.
365 GuD MorNiNg
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NoOn
A tAy NightAn.
KuCh rEh tE nhi gyA.
ChALo sArE saAL dA sAyApA mUkA
326 chars (3 sms)
Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!
chotha mai karna bhool gia!
paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!
chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,
maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->
313 chars (2 sms)
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,
MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga,
ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai,
ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga
172 chars (2 sms)
ik admi jungle main jaa raha hota hai tu ikdam se ik well main gir jaata hai kaafi dair tak gir raha hota hai tu achanak ik tehni pekerleta hai thori dair main awaz ati hai seedha haath chor woh seedha haath chor deta hai phir awaz ati hai ulta haath chor woh choor deta hai neeche gir raha hota hai tu azaaz ati hai ke CHOOOTIYAAAA!!!
336 chars (3 sms)
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well,
And also throw ur mobile in well
bcuz u r not messaging me well . . . ;->
164 chars (2 sms)
1 chutki
NASWAR
ki qemat tum kya jano
Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki
NASWARH
ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Pathan ki pukar
Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->
508 chars (4 sms)
A boy fell in love.
One day he saw her in a park.
He thought ''aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga''
Woh uske karib gia or pyar
se kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->
153 chars (1 sms)