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HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"
When....His wife delivers TWINS
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Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
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Flower dies,
stories end,
songs fade,
memories r 4goten,
all things come to end,
but precious people like u,
. . . Chipak hi jate hain.
174 chars (2 sms)
Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,
dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,
par jab apka SMS nhi milta hy to,
Dil karta hai apka SIR phar doon.
138 chars (1 sms)
*2007*
Dolha jahaiz mein Car, AC mangta tha.
*2008*
Dolhe ne jahaiz mein Aata, Gas Cylindr or Generator mang lia.
waqi..
farq tu para hai
GEO musharaf !
166 chars (2 sms)
Din Main 5 SmS,
Raat Main 10 SmS,
Haftay Main 200 SmS,
Month Main 1000 SmS,
Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->
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Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?
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Any Idea !
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No !
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Not To Worry !
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I Tell Ya !
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Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :
Don''t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .
She May B Your GrandMother . . . ;-> . . . :p
151 chars (1 sms)
60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,
MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy
Farq to pArA hy..
GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Arz kiya hai.......
Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
230 chars (2 sms)
Arz kiya hai.......
Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
230 chars (2 sms)
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
143 chars (1 sms)
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
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Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
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