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1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...
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Ache d0st ki kh0bian..
1.kh0bsurat h0 magarmach ki trah
2.aqalmand h0 gadhe ki trah
3.phurtila h0 kachwe ki tarah
4.khulus wala h0
Kutay ki trah
5.hands0me h0 bandar ki trah..
A'' ha k0i shak nai tum mai t0 ye sari kh0bian hain pyare d0st;-)
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Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..
Agar woh Na mane toh usein Swimming Pool mein dahkha dedena..
Wah Wah Wah Wah!!
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Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi
Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy
FarQ Tou Para Hai
Jeenay Do Musharaf
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Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"
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4 guys
1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 Sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
n
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!
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HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but
My lips cant touch my cheeks
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Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
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Hello,
Plz.
Dhyan Den
Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale
Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge
To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main
Dhyan Denewali koi Bat He Nahi haì... ;->
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Bejan Phool ko khusbu dena koi aap se sikhay,
Rote huwe ko hasana koi aap se sikhay,
Dost banana to har koi janta hai,
Magar doston ko chuna lagana koi aap se sikhay..
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Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,
Yu hi Hum kisi se dosti nibah baithe.
Wo hume eik SmS na kar paye.
Jin k liye Hum SmS package on karwa baithay.
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Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
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Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
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Khub surat pholon mai,
Haseen wadiyon mai,
Dil kash bagon mai,
Aap jesa
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1 kira zaror hota hai..
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Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..
To
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Samajh lena k
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Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.
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