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''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
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''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
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''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
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''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
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''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
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''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
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''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
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''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
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''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''
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''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''
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''Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.''
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''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''
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Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''
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''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
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''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
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