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Teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America?
Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!
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PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA......
SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI.....
PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA
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Sardar To Another Sardar:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . .
She's Eighty Now,
And
we don't know where the hell she is.
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Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai
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On This Auspicious Occasion,
I Wish The Color, Bliss And Beauty
Of This Festival
Be With You Throught The Year!
Happy Dasara
133 chars (1 sms)
Abhi kuch dair baqi hai…!!
Khizan k beet janay main,
Guloun k Muskuranay main,
Khushi k geet ganay mein,
Baharon k zamanay main,
... ... Abhi kuch dair baqi hai..!
Main tum ko bhool jaonga..!
Na tum ko Yaad aaonga..!
Main tum se dour reh k bhi,
Tumhain jee ker dikhaonga..!
Tumhain maloom hay laikin,
Yeh sub main kar na paaonga,
K tum ko bhool janay main,
Abhi kuch dair baqi hay..!
396 chars (3 sms)
bray zalim han tray gali k bachay
fraz
kutay pechay lga kr kehtay han
race sanso ki
race darkan ki.
111 chars (1 sms)
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya
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.
... ...
Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.
(",)>
<))
_/I_
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
171 chars (2 sms)
Kamal Ka Shaks Tha Jiss Ney, Meri Zindgi Tabah Kar Di
Raaz Ki Baat Tu Ye Hai Key, Dil Us Se Khafa Ab Bhi Nahi..
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Kisi ne poocha wo kaun si jagah hai jahan
har galti
har jurm
... ... ... ... aur
har gunaah maaf ho jata hai???
A little child Smiled and said
"My Mom's Heart ?"
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Silent lips may avoid many
prblms...&..
smiling lips will solve many prblms.....
so always have a cute little smile..
On ur face....!!!
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Bouquet of wishes just for u
to wish u a happy bday
thts happy and bright
the whole day through
have a wonderful bday
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1.A confusion has confused my mind which is already confused
with some confusion.I don't know why this confusion had
confused my confused mindIf my confusion had confused
ur mind thn try to get a solution for my confusion to rectify
my confused mind.If my confused msg din't confuse
u,b happy
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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