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"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:
"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?
biwi (Gusse se)
"Zeher"
Husband:
Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp
139 chars (1 sms)
Twinkle Twinkle LAZY STAR
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Kitna soe ge Uth JA Yar
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Up above d world so high
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SUN has risen in d sky
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Uth k jaldi p le chaee
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Then do Comment & say me Hi.
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Asslam-o-Alikum & Gud Morning
219 chars (2 sms)
GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!
182 chars (2 sms)
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu
Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu
Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu
Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
490 chars (4 sms)
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu
Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu
Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu
Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
490 chars (4 sms)
Arranged marriage :-
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
335 chars (3 sms)
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
165 chars (2 sms)
Shadi Se Pehle"
Boy:Kash Wo Din Jald Aye.
Girl:Tm Muje Chor Nhi DoGe?
Boy:Nhi Esa Sochna B MaT.
.........Girl:Will U Miss Me?
Boy:Yes.
Girl:TumHari ZindaGi Mei Koi Aur To Nhi?
Boy:No Not aT All.
Girl:Do U Love Me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl:Oh Dear.
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"Shadi K Baad"
Ab Ye StaTus Nechey Se Uper ParHen.
328 chars (3 sms)
Kata Hai Haj Kaa’abe Ka Safar Bhi
Surror-O-Kaif Ke Saagher Luundhaate
Yaheen Gaari Mai Huuqqa Mil Gaya Tha
Karachi Tak Gaye Hain Kash Lagaate
148 chars (1 sms)
Zindagi Mein Hamesha Naye Log Milenge
Kahin Zyada To Kahin Kam Milenge
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna
Mumkin Nahin Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge..
147 chars (1 sms)
Chup Chap Rehtay Hain Wo Aksar
Zulfain B Suna Hay K Sanwara Nahi Kartay
Din Raat Guzraty Hain Un K Be-Chain
To Chain Say Hum B Guzara Nahi Karaty
151 chars (1 sms)
Teri Gali Main Hum ne Aana Chor diya Hai
FARAZZZ
Wahan to Nokia 3310 bhi Cheen Letay Hain :-)
105 chars (1 sms)
GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?
TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
159 chars (1 sms)
Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..
Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)
121 chars (1 sms)
Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?
Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.
Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.
Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.
Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.
1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.
Ye 2 Ghanta Ki
Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
317 chars (2 sms)