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Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Diknewala Nahi Mil
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Professor- Would You Like To Marry
A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?
Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,
Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
169 chars (2 sms)
Seven Phases Of Life
1) Studies
2) Games
3) Entertainment
4) Love
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Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!
154 chars (1 sms)
Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,
pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye
162 chars (2 sms)
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
327 chars (3 sms)
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
327 chars (3 sms)
Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.
383 chars (3 sms)
Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...
Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???
Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->
259 chars (2 sms)
Advantages Ov Load Shedding :
Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar Ki Frahmi
Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance
& Time Saving ...
A Public Service Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !
Samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan In 2010 ...
1st Friend :
" Yaar Suna Hai Pehle Zamane Main Light Bhi Hua Kerti Thi "
2nd :
"Chal Na Yaar Ye Light Wight Kch Nahi Hoti Sab Tera Weham Hai " ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?
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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
148 chars (1 sms)
Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!
Wow...
Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision
Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds
Wat Wil Its Mother Say?
"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"
148 chars (1 sms)
Yesterday In My Dream You
Were Counting Lot Of Money.
But
I Dint Understand Why You Were Sitting In Front Of Temple.
133 chars (1 sms)