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Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?
Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan
Tairega Kaise?
Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
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Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi
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Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
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Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
145 chars (1 sms)
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.
Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
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aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,
In other words I have wasted too much time
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budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
waziron kee khusiyani, aur awam pareshan hai
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Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight
Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"
Then
He Said:
0300-******* ... ;->
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If You Tried Your Best
And
You Failed
The Lesson You Would Learn
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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->
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King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland
Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him
Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King
They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"
Nepolean Said :
"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"
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aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt
aur offcourse "Apun"
192 chars (2 sms)
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt
aur offcourse "Apun"
192 chars (2 sms)
hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein ziada khush hein,
kyun?
coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,
issi liye to,
Oh my friend keep way,
We can remain frnds in this way
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agar tum merey khwab mein aa jayo to kya ho?
Ho hee nahee sakta k tum merey khwab mein aayo,"kyun k meinein khwabon par b SPAM ALERT lagwaya huwa hai"
(Astagfe ru llah)
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kissi din teri yadoon ko select karoon delete kar doon
ley das toon enu Computer samjheya wey
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