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Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
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Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein
Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?
Munna Bhai:Simple Yaar...
He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In
145 chars (1 sms)
I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game.
I have a special dare 4 u.
Can you do?
if yes then the dare is!
"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".
194 chars (2 sms)
shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
104 chars (1 sms)
pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.
Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,
244 chars (2 sms)
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,
Qabr khudwai
111 chars (1 sms)
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
119 chars (1 sms)
raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
194 chars (2 sms)
aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein
"aye naa samjhee k mein dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"
236 chars (2 sms)
kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,
Tooon meri wauti sein tey mein tera larda saan,
har passey loki hee loki san
kee dassan barda khaufnak manzar see
158 chars (1 sms)
"Aham Ellaan"
jald hee pakistan mein wo waqt aaney wala hai,
jab stage k adakaar iss site sey sms pard kar jhughtein lagayein ghey
147 chars (1 sms)
Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????
Who Says They Are Acting?
74 chars (1 sms)
Bow
Boow
Gurr
Bow Bow
Bowwwooo
Bow Bow Bowoo
Bow Bowoooo
O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate
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A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
"Sir,
How Is It That Your
Name Is Gates But
U Are Selling WINDOWS
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Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age
Well I Said
The Way U Dress Up
U Look 19
Ur Sweetness Look 15
Ur Smile 16
Ur Face 17
So All In All
67 Years ... ;->
196 chars (2 sms)