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apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz''
136 chars (1 sms)
''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''
148 chars (1 sms)
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
106 chars (1 sms)
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
171 chars (2 sms)
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''
100 chars (1 sms)
''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''
164 chars (2 sms)
''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna
k har SmS bhejny sy pehly
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Service center waly call kr k khud poochen
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Paa g
Pakki gall a
Bhejna ay
k sending fail kariye.:-/
162 chars (2 sms)
''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko
Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey
ye Adalat
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ Parhnay walay ko
$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main
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“KANJOOS” Qarar deti Hay.!
175 chars (2 sms)
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,
Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai
Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,
Magar
Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''
166 chars (2 sms)
''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai
raät k bad din ata hai,
hansi k bad ghum ata hai,
par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.
171 chars (2 sms)
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''
118 chars (1 sms)
''Banday kol mobile v howy,
Balance v howy
sada number v howy
tay banda faregh v howy
wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,
Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?
166 chars (2 sms)
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Its My House
Gift 4u
Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo
Main Road P Reh Lon GA
Magar ApK SMS K bina Nai
166 chars (2 sms)
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Oye Hello..!
Ye Harktein Choro,
Chalo Shabash. . .
Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!
154 chars (1 sms)
''Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,
Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.
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Jab K Har Dafa
Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
144 chars (1 sms)