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Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna
Ruk Jao
Ruk Jao Plz
Ruko Na
Ruk Ja
Ruk Oye
Ruk Na
Mujhe Pata Tha Tum meri bat nh mano gy
Me Msg Hi Kal Bhejonge...
Gud Nyt.
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Ham pani kyun peety hain?
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socho socho
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Lo sun''lo,
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Kyun K,
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Ham pani kha nhi sakty, Isliye, Peety hain;-)
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SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".
NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".
SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!
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Sweetest xcuse
A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
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''Ye hay aap k
angothy ki "warzish"
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Aap
aChey
Sachey
pYarey
ImaNdaR
SamAJhdar
AqalmAnD
ShareeF
Logoon sey
dur rehain!!
Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey
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American.
Chinese.
Pakistani.
Chand par ponch gay
3no ne nechay jhank kar dekha to zamen pr 1 lambi line nazr aye.
American ye funelait ki building he
Chinese nhi ye
Dewar-E-Cheen he.
Pakistani paglo na ye koi building he or na koi dewar
ye pakistan mai UTILITY STORE k bahir aata lena walo ki line hay.
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Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
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Aap K Pyar Karne Ki
UMAR
ABHi
NAHi
AAi.
PLease Try
WWW.Feeder-Choosni.Com.
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>Sbse Cool?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Achay?
+Aap Ho
oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!
Apko to Sirf Perhaya hai..
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Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...
Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...
Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...
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.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
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It''s v easy
2 eat Sweet Choclate,
Speak Sweet Words,
Watch
Swet Dreams
Bt
It''s v Difficult
2
Find A
Sweet Person. bt I Salute U
"Tusi menu lab ei lya"
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EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',
Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,
Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha
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Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"
Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!
Teacher then asks a boy.
Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
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