Search Results for 'I'
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
161 chars (2 sms)
Shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
Anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)
124 chars (1 sms)
Mehfil Sji thi,
Sms ka tha dor,
Sms mene kia tha,
Ye kisi ne na kia ghor,
Sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k,
or sab muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)
156 chars (1 sms)
Sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,
ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
Sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..
165 chars (2 sms)
Chand
Or
Main..
Dono Ka Ek Sa
Muqaddar Hai..
Wo Asman Pe
Tanha To Main
Zameen Pe Akela..
Wo Roshni Mangay
Suraj Se..
Or Main Mohtaj
Houn K.E.S.C?
164 chars (2 sms)
Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?
Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?
Socho socho
Simple hai yar
"Darzi"
Samjhay panchvi fail :-D
158 chars (1 sms)
How to grow up a baby 2 make it absoulte charming, smart, good looking, truthful n extremely intelligent kid ?
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ASK MY PARENTS. :)
150 chars (1 sms)
Bazar wali nazuk si
office wali naram naram
mohalay wali patli si
hotel wali Chikni chikni
ghar wali garma garam
wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?
170 chars (2 sms)
L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======
L=Loss of Money.
O=Out of Mind.
V=Vaste of Time.
E=End of Life.
SO,
Don''t LOVE
Sirf Line Maaro!
;-)
163 chars (2 sms)
On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons
Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.
Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.
Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.
163 chars (2 sms)
Best sms of the Year.
"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,
But...
A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."
GEO larkio....!!;-)
149 chars (1 sms)
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya
pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.
Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
150 chars (1 sms)
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.
Kia me jawan ho gya hun?
Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.
165 chars (2 sms)
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hein
wah wah wah
phool kharab nahi hota
makhia kharab karti hein
Bacha Kharab nahi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain;)
166 chars (2 sms)
Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!
163 chars (2 sms)