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1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.
OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!
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Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T DANCE SALA.
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Breaking News:
Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.
Govt ka pehla action
Double sawari pe pabandi.
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Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?
Student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:
Ladies toilet
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Breaking News:
Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
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800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se sja ho drbar
Income ho arbon me
Or 200 mercedes car
Sb mil skta he sapno me
Islye jagna ha bekar
Soja merey yaar
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Mumbai may ghareb awam mer rahi hay.terrorist ksi k qabo me nai aarhay.Indian Govt se guzarish hay k..
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''Sunny Deol'' ko bhejo na..:-D
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Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.
Sardar: Is m thandi chez thandi or garm chee garam rehti hy.
Dost:Tum is m kya laye ho.
Sardar:4 qulfi 2 cup chae;-)
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Wo love love likhti rahi
Me leave leave parhta rha
Wo kiss kiss likhti rahi
Me kash kash parhta rha
Wo shadi kar k chali gai
Me language course he krta rh@
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Washing Powdr Nirma
Wshing Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se i
Rangen Kpray B Khil-Khil Jae
Sbki Pasand Nirma
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha,
nOw
U Continue Ur Work.
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A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
Sardar: Pagal..
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Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.
Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!
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Urdu
Pashto
Chinese
Hindi
ki bemisal kamiyabi k bad ab..
Faraz in english.
This is this and What is what Faraz..
If this is what then what is this Faraz?
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Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.
Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai?
Mareez: Chand.
Dr: Aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.
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1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
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