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Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...??
124 chars (1 sms)
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
294 chars (2 sms)
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence
164 chars (2 sms)
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..
155 chars (1 sms)
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath
Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat
118 chars (1 sms)
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON ..
135 chars (1 sms)
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
119 chars (1 sms)
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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes
Pane K Liye
Kya Karne Ka?
Circuit-Simple Bhai,
www.smskp.com Likhne Ka
130 chars (1 sms)
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ..
154 chars (1 sms)
A golden message for youngsters....
A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....
But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
150 chars (1 sms)
3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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shrafat:-
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sadaqat:-
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in ki larkian.
100 chars (1 sms)
Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!
Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,
muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!
120 chars (1 sms)
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar dada AAshiq na hota.
164 chars (2 sms)
Good time
Bad time
Day time
Work time
Off time
Night time
Happy time
Sad time
Sleep time
Kisi bhi time
~MERA Sms Aasakta Hai~
135 chars (1 sms)
GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??
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3 Rupay may un limited sms ... =P
108 chars (1 sms)