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Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.
Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.
Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..
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Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)
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Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)
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Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. .
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Q Hr bar mosam
ki trha badal
jate ho''
Q Hr roz hmra dil dukhate ho
Ye bat sunkr
mri rooh tak
kanp gai
K tm ab b
Brtan Dhony
waly SOAP se
Nahaty ho. ;)
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Ek Bus Conductar
Ki
Shaadi Ho
Rahi
Thi,
Wo
Stage
Pe
Sofay
Pe
Bethe
Hue
Apni Dulhan
Se
Bola="Zara Idhar
Ho
Kar
Betho Baji
ye 3 ki seat hay.
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Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy
Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn
Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,
Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
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Brking News:
sab se guzrashi hai k sab Apna inbox delet kardain
l----l---
l ''-.o
l /l\ FaRAZ
| JL ne
khud kushi ker li hai
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Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
uski ik ada par kai gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan,
warna CHAND par b TAJMAHAL bana dete.
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Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.
BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti k lye toilet paper b nahi ayega.
Sardar: Jay inni potti krdi ay te fir reyn do.
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Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy
Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .
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Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.
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"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"
Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.
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nigahe mila k dekho kabhi
kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho
gale milna chahte hai sab
kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.
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I LOVE YOU
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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.
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