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Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
162 chars (2 sms)
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd SARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot
162 chars (2 sms)
Q: how was NISAR born ?
Ans: jawani jan-e-man haseen dilruba, Milay do dil jawab Nisar ho gaya
98 chars (1 sms)
MERE SmS Milay?
Nahi Milay to ye Lo
SMS SMS SMS
Lo chotay Sms
sms sms sms
ye lo remix
SmS sMs smS
stylish wale Bhi Loo
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Bas?
Now your turn
166 chars (2 sms)
JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai :)
155 chars (1 sms)
Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho
159 chars (1 sms)
Pir Sahib went to a prostitute for sex.
after having fun the prostitute asked: " pir sahib paise ?"
Pir sahib replied " pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa "
154 chars (1 sms)
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back
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LXS 2154
LZM 5421
LWA 5421
LEA 8745
Aray itna Gor se kiya pahr rahe ho ?
Kal Subha 10 baje se pehle iin cars
par kapra mar dena Ok ??
148 chars (1 sms)
Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye
" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "
133 chars (1 sms)
Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye
" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "
133 chars (1 sms)
Masjid ki deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye hain tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lipstick se lekha tha .. ager nahi tu samnay wale ghar main aa jaye
166 chars (2 sms)
Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!
131 chars (1 sms)
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
92 chars (1 sms)
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
92 chars (1 sms)