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5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
310 chars (2 sms)
Life Is A Card Game
During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards
&
During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
180 chars (2 sms)
Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,
Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?
Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,
290 chars (2 sms)
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,
Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
154 chars (1 sms)
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . .
Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
Nahi Is Liay Ruka,
Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..
144 chars (1 sms)
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .
English 100 - 00
Urdu 100 - 01
Maths 100 - 00
Science 100 - 00
Haramipan 100 - 100
A+ Excellent
149 chars (1 sms)
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!
286 chars (2 sms)
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!
286 chars (2 sms)
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Bank gai Aur
Bank Manager Se Pucha:
"Me Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hon..."
Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat
Hy, Aap Kis K Sath
Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hyn ...? "
Larki: "Mujhe Ziada
Nakhry Dikhany Ki
Aadat Nhi
Bas
Jis K Paas Bank Balance
Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol
Loongi ..." ;->
331 chars (3 sms)
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye
Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye
Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"
Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
220 chars (2 sms)
BREAKING NEWS
KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.
VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->
186 chars (2 sms)
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz
Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro
Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii
Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
167 chars (2 sms)
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye
Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai
Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani
El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai
EXPRESS NEWS
Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
347 chars (3 sms)
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye
Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai
Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani
El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai
EXPRESS NEWS
Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
347 chars (3 sms)