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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
155 chars (1 sms)
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
250 chars (2 sms)
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
154 chars (1 sms)
AHL-E-DIL Youn bhi nibah lete hain,
Dard seene mein chupa lete hein,
Dil ki mehfil main ujaalon k liye,
Yaad ki shama jala let hain,
Jalte mausum main bhi ye DEEWANE,
Kuch haseen phool khila lete hain,
Apni aankhon ko bana kar ye zubaan,
Kitne afsane suna lete hain,
Jin ko jeena hai Mohabbat k liye,
Apni hasti ko mita lete hain,
AHL-E-DIL youn bhi nibah lete hain,
Dard seene main chupa lete hain...
434 chars (3 sms)
"Hum"
Raat k "Sitare"
hai
"Tanhaiyo"
k mare hai
"Tum"
humko
"Thukra"
do Beshak
magar
aeJAAN
"Hum"
phir bhi
Tumhare hai
141 chars (1 sms)
A boy & girl was on a bike at 80
km/hr speed.
girl said plzz slow down
boy-DO U LOVE ME.
she said I LOUVE YOU.NOW SLOW DOWN.
he said hug me .girl huged
him & said now slow down
he said take off my
helmet & wear it on ur head.
she did so .
next day the boy died n the girl got minor damage
the boy knew that his bike brake failed so he wanted to save the girl
n wanted her to give him the last hug of his life. :(
436 chars (3 sms)
She wanted to leave-
She left...
I had to loose-
I lost...
The difference is,
She just Lost a Moment of Life...
&
In that Moment
I Lost
My Whole Life...!
177 chars (2 sms)
is raat ki tanhaiyo k
sb rang badal gye hain,
chand nikla hai waise hi
andhere badal gye hain,
jin k bharosey thi khushiyan
vo loog badal gye hain,
manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai
kuch rasety badal gye hain,
jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne
vo dost bichar gya hai,
dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne
vo khwab badal gye hain,
jo baney thay kabhi humsafar
aj wo he mukar gye hain,
is totey hoye dil k sarey
jazbat badl gye hain,
na badley kabhi HUm
na badley kabhi humhare khyalat
BUS
rona hai yahi
KUCH LOOG BADAL GYE HAIn
508 chars (4 sms)
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo
Raat
Din
Subha
Sham
Sotay
Jagtay
Khaty
Petay
Uth'tay
BEth'tay
Aatay
jaatay
Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
179 chars (2 sms)
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
177 chars (2 sms)
1 aisa sawal jo apko aag laga dega.
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AAP HAMARI CARKARDiGI SE KHUSH TO HAIN NA.....??
From
KESC
144 chars (1 sms)
Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.
Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai
4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.
309 chars (2 sms)
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata
Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
169 chars (2 sms)
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!
Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:
161 chars (2 sms)
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?
Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
155 chars (1 sms)