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Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
124 chars (1 sms)
A famous Russian quote:
“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”
it’s true!
see crying Veena Malik;’(
smiling Zardari:)
170 chars (2 sms)
Bijli ki yad main
Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi
Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out
Girls:
Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi
343 chars (3 sms)
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
159 chars (1 sms)
"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:
"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?
biwi (Gusse se)
"Zeher"
Husband:
Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp
139 chars (1 sms)
Twinkle Twinkle LAZY STAR
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Kitna soe ge Uth JA Yar
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Up above d world so high
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SUN has risen in d sky
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Uth k jaldi p le chaee
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Then do Comment & say me Hi.
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Asslam-o-Alikum & Gud Morning
219 chars (2 sms)
GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!
182 chars (2 sms)
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu
Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu
Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu
Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
490 chars (4 sms)
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu
Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu
Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu
Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
490 chars (4 sms)
Arranged marriage :-
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
335 chars (3 sms)
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
165 chars (2 sms)
Shadi Se Pehle"
Boy:Kash Wo Din Jald Aye.
Girl:Tm Muje Chor Nhi DoGe?
Boy:Nhi Esa Sochna B MaT.
.........Girl:Will U Miss Me?
Boy:Yes.
Girl:TumHari ZindaGi Mei Koi Aur To Nhi?
Boy:No Not aT All.
Girl:Do U Love Me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl:Oh Dear.
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"Shadi K Baad"
Ab Ye StaTus Nechey Se Uper ParHen.
328 chars (3 sms)
Kata Hai Haj Kaa’abe Ka Safar Bhi
Surror-O-Kaif Ke Saagher Luundhaate
Yaheen Gaari Mai Huuqqa Mil Gaya Tha
Karachi Tak Gaye Hain Kash Lagaate
148 chars (1 sms)
Ulfat Me Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai
Aankhe Hasti Hain Aur Dil Rota Hai
Maante Hain Jinhe Hum Manjil Apni
Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai!
139 chars (1 sms)