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Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye
to
Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya
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humari pyas ka andaz bhi bohat munfarid hai ADEEB
kabhi daryaon ko thukrate hain to kabi anson tak pi jate hain
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SHIDAT-E-DARD SAY SHARMINDA NAHI MERI WAFA
JIN SAY RISHTAY GEHRAY HON WO ZAKHAM BHI GEHRAY DAITE HAIN
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boohat kharaab hai mahool iss zamanay ka
ghar se nikla karoo Maa Baap ki dua le kar
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When you are in trouble,
don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem”
instead
say,”Hey Problem, I have big GOD!”
and everything will be fine….
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1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the
Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?
larki boli.
abu main hun
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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
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Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
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The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
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khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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koshesh kijiye k zndge me wo shaks ap ko hmesha muskurata hua mile....
jise ap roz aene me daikhte ho.....!
so plz always keep smiling...!
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A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.
How can this be?
Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.
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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key
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Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer.
Odd And Even Numbers Ko Aese Add Karo Kay Answer Even Numbers Main Aye
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