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Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...
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KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
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*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar
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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
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Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
161 chars (2 sms)
Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,
161 chars (2 sms)
Shoaib Akhtar Ne
Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr
Chup Kra Diya "FARAZ"
Keh "Chal Chal" Hum Ne Yeh
Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah
Se Gift Kr Diya.
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Hont jab Hont se milte hain to kya hota hai ?
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Tauba Tauba kitna burra sochte ho.....
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Moo band hota hai aur kya ?
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Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
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Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
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Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.
Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?
Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.
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Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.
Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
166 chars (2 sms)
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
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2 Larki'n Ful Makeup Kr K Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha ...
1st: Aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D
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1 Shaks Ki Murghi Beemar Hui
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Tou Phir
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Tou Us Ne Murghi K Theek Hony Ki Khushi Mein
1 'Bakra' Sadqa Ker Dia ...
=P =D
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A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .
361 chars (3 sms)