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KESC main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai"bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai"
138 chars (1 sms)
pathan to doctor : puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli
169 chars (2 sms)
Kal halki halki barish thi,
kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
375 chars (3 sms)
khuda salaamat rakhe un ko jo hum se nafrat karte hain....
"FARAZ"
pyar na sahi nafrat hi sahi kuch to hy jo sirf hum se karte hain....
154 chars (1 sms)
"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado
"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.
"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado
"Allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.
SUBHAN' ALLAH
361 chars (3 sms)
great lines from shakspear:
"i am not handsome but i can give my hand to some one who needs help,BEAUTY IS IN THE HEART NOT IN THE FACE"
136 chars (1 sms)
"if u want to achieve something which u have never achieved,you have to do something which u have never done"
109 chars (1 sms)
1:Allha is ko dost rkhta ha jo dosro pa raham krta ha.
2:Allha is shakhs ki namza kabol ni krta jo hram ma khata ha.
3:Allha ki tamam namto ki na-shukri na kro.
Arshad'a bri Tala
179 chars (2 sms)
Kisi ko Uski " ZAAT "
Aur Puranay Libas ki wajeh se
" Haqeer " mt Samjhna,
" Q K "
" Tjhay Denay Wala " Aur " Ussay Denay Wala"
" Aik he ha " .
147 chars (1 sms)
'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..
148 chars (1 sms)
'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
Ami Abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?
Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!
Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'
288 chars (2 sms)
Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:
"Abay chal teri to"
"Us ki to mein"
"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"
"Chal nikal"
"Koot dy salay ko"
"Or Party"
"Dimagh ki dahi"
"Ye cheez dada"
"Bachi dekh"
"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"
"Hat gai na"
"Abe dhkkan"
"Ptli Gali pakar"
"Lash yaar"
"Chal phhoot le"
"Latak mat"
"Teri wali ja rhi hai"
Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
444 chars (3 sms)
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..
wah wah!
zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..
phir?
phir kya?
Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
152 chars (1 sms)
classic example for students of different age
groups :-
1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..
6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...
10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....
12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...
Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
431 chars (3 sms)
Dream as if you will live forever.
Live as if you will die today.
65 chars (1 sms)