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Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
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One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .
Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD
After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
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I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->
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Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms
Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak
Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf
Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply
Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.
Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
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Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks..
To b as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
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LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.
LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
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Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->
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Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad
Ven U Smile
Reason Is U r Happy
But Ven Start Laughing While Crying
No Need 2 Tell D Reason
Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
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You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .
Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .
Divide your life into 10-minute units
&
sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->
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One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
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Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai
Lekin
Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->
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Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
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Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???
Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->
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AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :
Study = Don''t Fail
Don''t Study = Fail
Add These Equations . . .
Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail
Take Common
Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)
Hence V Get
Study = Fail . . . ;->
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Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?
Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->
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