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Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...
Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?
Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
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Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.
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Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen
Kyun ke
Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga
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Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole
Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?
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BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?
BOY2: MAZAAR.
BOY1: Q?
BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
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bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai
sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai
bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend b saath hai na
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Hight of Friendship..
Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence
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Hight of friendship:
bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
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Height of Stupidity
Q: Why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????
coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been alive!!
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Height of secrecy...
Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol
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Height of satte bazi...
GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee
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HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"
When....His wife delivers TWINS
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ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...
ILLEGAL,
BANNED,
FATTENING,
EXPENSIVE,
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MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
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Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
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A DUA...
tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.
Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.
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tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.
tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.
Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.
apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.
Koi aur dua.....???
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