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Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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Sender:
SWEET
+92??????????
Sender:
CHARMING
+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)
Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9298xx?????? (next two digits)
Sender:
LOVEABLE
+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits)
Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
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Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
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2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
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Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai,
Larkio se bate hamain pasand nai,
Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid hai k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna pasand nai!
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What is Love???
The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I''m only a cartoonist!
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u''ll be disconnected
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Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
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Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: "DARLING I LOVE U". Na karo toh bole: "BROTHER HOW R U ?"
142 chars (1 sms)
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
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Ladki Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
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Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
180 chars (2 sms)