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College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
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PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
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What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???
When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees
And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....
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A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.
GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.
Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
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Dr had twinS, namd
Tin & Martin"
Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater
Again twins
MAx & climax
Again had twins, she got
fedup & namd
"Stop & Fullstop"
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Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya
Un ka husn dekh k hum
beshak khushi se
phoolay hen
Lekin heran b hen dekh k
in k koolhy hen ya clifton
k jhoolay hen ...:->
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jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.
myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?
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Ans
1=>NO MIND
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2=>No Business..:->
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Arz kia hai
parh parh kar kya karna
hai,
akhir eik din to marna
hai,
marne k baad b aagr dubra janam howa to,
shuru to nursery se hi krna hai!
wah wah wah wah wah ...:->
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Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
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Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->
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Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->
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If Ever iN Your Life U R Very Sad n Feel That U Have Lost Everything,
I''ll Come, Hold ur Hand, Take u 4 Walk oN a Bridge aNd Show u Where 2 Jump From . . . . :p
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Snacks of Humor . . .
1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!
2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)
3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?
4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.
5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
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Dad 2 son:when i beat u how do u control ur anger? Son:i start cleaning Toilet. Dad:How does that Satisfy u? Son:i clean it with ur ToothBrush...
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