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Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Thay
Ab 800 Wali Peete Hain
Farq Tou Para Hai
GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->
119 chars (1 sms)
Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de
sab yaad ho gaya????
Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja! :p
178 chars (2 sms)
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood
Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai
Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere
Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->
209 chars (2 sms)
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
Indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
297 chars (2 sms)
8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
106 chars (1 sms)
Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
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Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain
154 chars (1 sms)
I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!
116 chars (1 sms)
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
135 chars (1 sms)
Quaid Ke 3 Nakat
1)Awaam Ki Taraqqi Ki Bunyad Sms Pe Rakhi Jaye
2)Call Kro Is Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai
3)Jis Ne Miscall Di Woh Ham Main Se Nahin...
149 chars (1 sms)
app ko sil ki gahraioon se
fitay moun
74 chars (1 sms)
the day i will die and go out of ur life
then
buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money
u r saving by not sending sms 2 me
156 chars (1 sms)
do u know wht is mobile
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yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai
124 chars (1 sms)
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,
Lardki: Choro na,
Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,
Lardki: Choro na, App B.
Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha..
176 chars (2 sms)
Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?
Mujhe pta he,
kyuki
5star
munch
cadbury
nestle
ye sab
0.50 paise ki nhi aati.
119 chars (1 sms)
yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?
mAine Abhi cAl Ki tO pAthAn BolA '' weLcOme 2 PeshAwAr''
Ap Jis LArkAy kO cAl kAr rAhe he|n wO hAmArAy IstmAl mAin hAi
pLx Try lAter
167 chars (2 sms)