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Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.
HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
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A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
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Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
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Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......
paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!
puchu kyu???
kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->
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Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
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Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi
Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->
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A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Man Can Answer. . .
So
There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The VIVA In Practicals. . . ;->
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Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle
Shaam K Waqt
1 Gaon Main
Theek 7 Baje
1 Gali Main
Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha
Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->
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Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
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ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein
name
malika sherawat... ;->
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1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .
Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol
Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol
Aur
Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->
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Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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I wonder why it is wasted on us... ;->
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When Words r not enough,
To express your feelings,
Dont think u r in love,
You just need to ..
Join
English Course. . . ;->
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Sunday mean
S=Sote raho
U=Utho der se
N=Nachte raho
D=Dekhte raho TV
A=Aram hi Aram karo
Y=Yaad karo sirf humain hii
So njoy ur SUNDAY ;->
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Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.
Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
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