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Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...
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Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho
179 chars (2 sms)
Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!
Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!
Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
152 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?
student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?
then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.
teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?
student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->
293 chars (2 sms)
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???
then...
then....
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look in the Dictionary... ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''
Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Y did Shahrukh khan change his luk evrytime he tried a new watch..?
Coz "HAR GHARI BADAL RAHI HAI ROOP ZINDAGI" . . . ;->
155 chars (1 sms)
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaat.
kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay.
isi lye kehtay hain
bachay 2 hi achay
142 chars (1 sms)
Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
147 chars (1 sms)
"Humain"
"Sms"
"kro"
"aur"
"jeeto"
"3 inamat"
1.Bohat sa pyar.
2.Umar bhar ki chahat.
3.Bilkul free stay mere DIL mein.
ye offer mere ache mood tak valid hai.
170 chars (2 sms)
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let“s play?
Q.Ap sms koun nahien kerti:
A.Kanjocee
B.No Balance
C.Dil nahien kerta
D.jaan boj ker
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
196 chars (2 sms)
In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Aik BaaR
Do BaaR
TeeN BaaR
ChaaR BaaR
BaaR BaaR
HaR BaaR
YaHi
AaS ReHti Hay.
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SMS
Kb BejHo gAy.
147 chars (1 sms)
Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!
161 chars (2 sms)
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.
HOW can i handle pakistan alone?
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A man''s silence can break a woman''s
heart into a thousand pieces while a
woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
142 chars (1 sms)