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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN
TOU
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->
207 chars (2 sms)
10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER
432 chars (3 sms)
Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely ''HOPE''
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured
Not Like U Jahil :P
171 chars (2 sms)
Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Thay
Ab 800 Wali Peete Hain
Farq Tou Para Hai
GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->
119 chars (1 sms)
Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de
sab yaad ho gaya????
Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja! :p
178 chars (2 sms)
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood
Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai
Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere
Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->
209 chars (2 sms)
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
Indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
297 chars (2 sms)
8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
106 chars (1 sms)
Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
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Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain
154 chars (1 sms)
I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!
116 chars (1 sms)
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
135 chars (1 sms)
Quaid Ke 3 Nakat
1)Awaam Ki Taraqqi Ki Bunyad Sms Pe Rakhi Jaye
2)Call Kro Is Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai
3)Jis Ne Miscall Di Woh Ham Main Se Nahin...
149 chars (1 sms)
app ko sil ki gahraioon se
fitay moun
74 chars (1 sms)
the day i will die and go out of ur life
then
buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money
u r saving by not sending sms 2 me
156 chars (1 sms)
do u know wht is mobile
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?
yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai
124 chars (1 sms)