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Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi
yad Na Karna,
Taqeer Me Jo Likha Hai uski
Faryad Na karna ,
Jo Hona Hai Wo Ho Kar Hi
Rehega,
Aap Fikar Me Apni Hansi
Barbad Na Karna.;->
184 chars (2 sms)
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paj paj k jao te
Raj Raj k Khao
149 chars (1 sms)
Agr moulvi films bnana shuroo ker dein to naam hoon gaye,
sub zket day chukay sanam,
maseet mery veer di,
wahabi da khark,
Athra moulvi,
duhman halway da
159 chars (1 sms)
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
153 chars (1 sms)
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
241 chars (2 sms)
What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???
When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees
And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....
221 chars (2 sms)
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.
GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.
Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Dr had twinS, namd
Tin & Martin"
Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater
Again twins
MAx & climax
Again had twins, she got
fedup & namd
"Stop & Fullstop"
173 chars (2 sms)
Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya
Un ka husn dekh k hum
beshak khushi se
phoolay hen
Lekin heran b hen dekh k
in k koolhy hen ya clifton
k jhoolay hen ...:->
186 chars (2 sms)
jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.
myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
177 chars (2 sms)
Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?
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Ans
1=>NO MIND
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2=>No Business..:->
164 chars (2 sms)
Arz kia hai
parh parh kar kya karna
hai,
akhir eik din to marna
hai,
marne k baad b aagr dubra janam howa to,
shuru to nursery se hi krna hai!
wah wah wah wah wah ...:->
200 chars (2 sms)
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
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Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->
212 chars (2 sms)