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*2007*
Dolha jahaiz mein Car, AC mangta tha.
*2008*
Dolhe ne jahaiz mein Aata, Gas Cylindr or Generator mang lia.
waqi..
farq tu para hai
GEO musharaf !
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Din Main 5 SmS,
Raat Main 10 SmS,
Haftay Main 200 SmS,
Month Main 1000 SmS,
Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->
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Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?
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Any Idea !
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No !
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Not To Worry !
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I Tell Ya !
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Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->
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Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :
Don''t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .
She May B Your GrandMother . . . ;-> . . . :p
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Height Of TexTinG . . .
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SendinG BlanK SmS . . . ;->
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60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,
MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy
Farq to pArA hy..
GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Arz kiya hai.......
Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
230 chars (2 sms)
Arz kiya hai.......
Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
230 chars (2 sms)
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
143 chars (1 sms)
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
177 chars (2 sms)
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
143 chars (1 sms)
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
145 chars (1 sms)
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
150 chars (1 sms)
I Feel u Every Day
I Miss U Every Day
I Enjoy U Every Day
I Love U Every Day
Because
“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->
235 chars (2 sms)