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Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole
Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?
194 chars (2 sms)
BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?
BOY2: MAZAAR.
BOY1: Q?
BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
150 chars (1 sms)
bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai
sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai
bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend b saath hai na
139 chars (1 sms)
Hight of Friendship..
Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence
94 chars (1 sms)
Hight of friendship:
bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
102 chars (1 sms)
Height of Stupidity
Q: Why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????
coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been alive!!
139 chars (1 sms)
Height of secrecy...
Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol
95 chars (1 sms)
Height of satte bazi...
GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee
88 chars (1 sms)
HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"
When....His wife delivers TWINS
112 chars (1 sms)
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...
ILLEGAL,
BANNED,
FATTENING,
EXPENSIVE,
OR''
MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
140 chars (1 sms)
Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
127 chars (1 sms)
A DUA...
tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.
Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.
or
tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.
tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.
Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.
apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.
Koi aur dua.....???
306 chars (2 sms)
Flower dies,
stories end,
songs fade,
memories r 4goten,
all things come to end,
but precious people like u,
. . . Chipak hi jate hain.
174 chars (2 sms)
Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,
Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sarkon Py Hum B Nahi ,
Dosti Kar K Kehty Ho BUSY Hoon ,
Kaan KHOOL K Sun Lo VAILAY Hum B Nahi...
164 chars (2 sms)
Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,
dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,
par jab apka SMS nhi milta hy to,
Dil karta hai apka SIR phar doon.
138 chars (1 sms)