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Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,
Ammi dho day
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
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21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Salary - Very less . . .
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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
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May our friendship turn into silver
silver into Gold...
Gold into diamonds...
And
May our diamonds be forever....
then we will sell it OK?
fifty-fifty ;->
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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->
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Whats the diff between Quaid-e-Azam, Musharraf & Lalu Parsaad?
Quaid didnt know whats lie,
Musharraf doesnt know whats truth
&
Lalu doesnt know the difference ;->
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Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?
B''coz
Jab Dil Hii Toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->
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Pee...peeeeeeep....
Pe-PeeeeeeeP...
PeeeeeeeeeeeP..
Pe-Pe-PeeeeeeeeeeeeP...
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP....
Samne se hut jao... , SMS
aa raha hai mera..
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A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.
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A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,
There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.
Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.
Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"
again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".
But the condition still the same.
The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
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Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Kia
Socho
Kuch Socha
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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->
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