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" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money
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American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
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A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
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Mariz-Dr.sahab meri problem ye hai ki main khud ko Bhgwaan samjhta hun.
Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?
Mariz-Jabse maine ye duniya banaai...
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u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
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Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;
Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light
Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;
"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?
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An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"
student:,#@! #@#$#
Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya
Student:Same is the situation here
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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.
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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
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A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
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