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Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main
Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo''n Ki Tanhai Main
Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main
Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .
HaPpY WiNtEr. . .
201 chars (2 sms)
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
141 chars (1 sms)
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
125 chars (1 sms)
mee hooon DON...??
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wht r u finding..
bola na mee hon DoN {@/@}
119 chars (1 sms)
chaahey gilaa kero ,
chaahey shikwaa kero ,
mobile ka mtlab ha k ,
:: SmS Kia keroo ::
"sms boy
107 chars (1 sms)
A RoSe Rs. 10
A cArd Rs. 25
A lUnch Rs. 200
MoviE Rs. 150
But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*
ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P
175 chars (2 sms)
Life Means ENJOY ,
ENJOY means Mobile ,
Mobile Means SmS,
SmS mEans ...
"salla muft da syapaa"
107 chars (1 sms)
Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young
It’s Totally Abt Me
But Need Not To B Worry , Ur Name Is Also In It
Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Ans:
PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
137 chars (1 sms)
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
138 chars (1 sms)
The Holy Passion Of Friendship Is Of,
So Sweet & Steady & Loyal & Enduring
A Nature That It''ll Last Through A Whole LifeTime . . .
If Not Asked o Lend Money . . . ;->
185 chars (2 sms)
Ek Aadmi Apni B.v Ka Janaza Le Ker Jaa Rha Tha
Janaze K Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n Ki Lambi Line Thi
Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye Sab Kaise Hua"
Shohar Bolta Hy :Kuttay K Kaatne Ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .!
Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din K Liye Ye Kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ?
Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . Sab Usi Kuttay K Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->
402 chars (3 sms)
DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE
HA HA HA!
113 chars (1 sms)
Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?
Kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re
145 chars (1 sms)
Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane
442 chars (3 sms)