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Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
136 chars (1 sms)
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
160 chars (1 sms)
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.
166 chars (2 sms)
Every Sec GOD
Remembers U
Every Min GOD
Blesses U
Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U
B''coz Every I Pray To HIM
Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
199 chars (2 sms)
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?
Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
189 chars (2 sms)
O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->
151 chars (1 sms)
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi
Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza
Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
173 chars (2 sms)
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .
Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk
Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja
Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
166 chars (2 sms)
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .
Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk
Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja
Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
166 chars (2 sms)
Arz Kia Hai
Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada K LIye
Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K LIye
Ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar
Kabhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai
Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno
Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
134 chars (1 sms)
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai
Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno
Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
134 chars (1 sms)
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
153 chars (1 sms)
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .
Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .
Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
162 chars (2 sms)