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Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"
1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
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Breaking News ...
Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k
"Murghi Haram Hy"
"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->
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Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???
Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???
Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...
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"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...
"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...
HaHaHa ...
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What Will You Find
inside A Very Clean Nose ... ???
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A Lot Of Finger Prints ... ;->
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Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
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How Many Legs Does A Dog Have ...
If You Call The Tail A Leg ... ??
Four ...
Calling A Tail A Leg Doesn''t Make It A Leg ...
Samjhey Jahil ...
195 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :
"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->
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American Bacha: Hum Log Itna Ameer Hyn K
Bush B Mere Dad Se Paise Mangta Hy
Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
K Jhandiyan Bhi Aatey Se Chipkate Hyn ... ;->
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Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jAnnAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!
ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*
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K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?
I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. SHAHID.....;-D
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A Great Thinker Once Said -
A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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Can Also Be A
D E N T I S T!
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A Small Advice.
Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!
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AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !
AhAm kHaBrEn :
Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
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eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN...
socho kya?
NO BALL !
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