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A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
141 chars (1 sms)
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana
Wah Wah
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana
Wah Wah
Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
203 chars (2 sms)
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"
1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone
2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"
3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line
4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds
5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
317 chars (2 sms)
Customer Shouted:
"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."
waiter Replied:
"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple
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Ok Let Me Tell U
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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->
231 chars (2 sms)
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
303 chars (2 sms)
Teacher Female studant Se
Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
153 chars (1 sms)
5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
310 chars (2 sms)
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
321 chars (3 sms)
T h e
D e f i n i t i o n
O f
A
B e a u t i f u l
W o m a n
I s
O n e
W h o
L o v e s
M e ...
124 chars (1 sms)
Life Is A Card Game
During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards
&
During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
180 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?
Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
136 chars (1 sms)
Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.
Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha
Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe
peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /
267 chars (2 sms)
Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,
Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?
Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,
290 chars (2 sms)