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A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
152 chars (1 sms)
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
152 chars (1 sms)
OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId
"I Am BOND...!
JAMES BOND...!
thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd
"I Am KUTTA...!!
PAGAL KUTTA...!!
156 chars (1 sms)
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.
Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
119 chars (1 sms)
Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.
Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?
Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye
165 chars (2 sms)
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.
139 chars (1 sms)
Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,
Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,
ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,
teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,
Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,
310 chars (2 sms)
How To Find
AVAGADRO''S Number ?
Guess
.......
So Simple
Open The Phone Directory And Search For
AVAGADRO ... ;->
198 chars (2 sms)
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?
Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.
Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???
Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
When Ur Life Is In Darkness
Pray To God
&
Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness
But
If U Prayed
&
U r Still In Darkness
Then Realize
"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->
200 chars (2 sms)
Are U Free Now
Shall I Call U ???
Zyada Khush Mat Ho
Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy
178 chars (2 sms)
A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->
244 chars (2 sms)
Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?
Wo Raat
Wo Mulaqat
Wo Mera Israar
Wo Tmhara Inkaar
Aur Phir Baat 50 Rs Main
Final Honay k Baad
Tum Ne
"Gutter Ki Safai Ki Thi" ;->
210 chars (2 sms)
Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
Aap Ko Roney Pe Majbur Kerde
Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho
Pata Hai Kese ???
Us Ki Aankh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->
213 chars (2 sms)
Do You Know The Meaning Of
"B M W" ... ???
Bohat Mehangi Wali Car ... ;->
137 chars (1 sms)