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Remeber
No Matter How Bad You Are
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You Are Not Totally Useless ...
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You Can Still Be Used As
A
"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->
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Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?
Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
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What''s Better Then
"PRESENCE OF MIND"
In Case Of Accident .... ???
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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->
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The Two
Dangerous
Weapons In The World
Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...
1) A Girl''s Smile
2) A Girl''e Tears ...
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A
Sincere
Pray
To
"GOD"
"O! God I Don''t Ask
Anything For Me.
Jus Bless My Parents
With
A
Smart
Beautiful
Gorgeous
&
Cute
* Daughter in Law * " ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The Lectures You Missed
And
The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->
How True ...
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Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep
2 - Like To Study Forever
3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]
4 - Cant Live Widout Tension
5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World
6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
277 chars (2 sms)
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep
2 - Like To Study Forever
3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]
4 - Cant Live Widout Tension
5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World
6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
277 chars (2 sms)
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???
Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,
Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->
142 chars (1 sms)
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!
I Always Think Of
Leaving CIGARETTE ...
But ... !!!
For Thinking
I Need A
CIGARETTE .. ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...
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Is Ko Kehte Hyn
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->
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Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!
Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???
Plz Be Frank
Actually Someone Said To Me That
" I Look Like U "
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Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???
Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
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Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend
Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet
Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao
"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
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