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Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker
Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha
(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
125 chars (1 sms)
Collage Ki Ladki.
Ghar Ki Kidki.
Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
78 chars (1 sms)
1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?
Dosra Amaq:
Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!
167 chars (2 sms)
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
151 chars (1 sms)
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
121 chars (1 sms)
Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak
156 chars (1 sms)
Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana
Apna Smjo Ya Begana
Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana
Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana
K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2
GoLay ki redhi Lgana
175 chars (2 sms)
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p
140 chars (1 sms)
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
157 chars (1 sms)
Law Of Love
Derived From Newton''s Laws
Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless
A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him
By A Lovely Girl.
This Force Is Called BESTI
BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT
Is Compeled To Change
His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI
323 chars (3 sms)
A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud
Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
165 chars (2 sms)
Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya Hota ?
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Mogli - Aazam ...
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A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To His Friend On His Birthday.
What Does This Friend Who Receive The Gift Sing ???
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Dushman Na Kare Dost Ne Woh Kaam Kiya Hai
Umra Bhar Ka GUM Humai''n Inaam Diya Hai ... ;->
329 chars (3 sms)
What If A Car Had
Wooden Tyres
Wooden Seats
Wooden Doors
Wooden Engine ... ?
Simple ....
It Wooden Run ... ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
Khila Hua Gulaab
Aur
Laga Hua Julaab
Hamesha Nahi Rehte ..... ;->
Moral
[ Failure Is Temporary ... =) ]
142 chars (1 sms)