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Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
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Teacher: Did You Father Help
You With Your Homework?
Student: No,
He Did It All By Himself
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Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???
Pata Nhi ??
Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
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Son:I Wana Tel U Something
Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating
(Aftr Eatng)
Father : Now Tell Me.
Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food
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Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn
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Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->
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Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?
Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc
Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
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Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?
Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc
Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
148 chars (1 sms)
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
Paaye Kha Rahe The,
American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,
American Bola What S This?
Pathan Bola " This Is Language"
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Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U
Tel Me Wer Is Ur Heart Exactly?
All GIRLS Shouted Loudly,
Hamara Dil To "hAmmY" K Pas He
Mam.!
..Silly GIRLS..!
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Americans Invented Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!
Proud To Be An Pakistani!
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Experiencd Man Says:
"The Real Problem
Doesnt Start Whn Boy
Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins, Whn She
Turns &
Looks Back At D Guy"
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Experiencd Man Says:
"The Real Problem
Doesnt Start Whn Boy
Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins, Whn She
Turns &
Looks Back At D Guy"
151 chars (1 sms)
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai
To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi
Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,
Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay
"O Pai! Koora Edhron
V Chuk Ley"
Hahahaha
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Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".
Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,
Judge Ne Safa Khola To
Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.
Ganpt "Is Tara K 4
Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
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1 Job Offer Hai,
Sallery Rs 20000.
Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo!
Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai,
Bus Samander Me Wiper Lagana Hai.
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