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Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->
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In which case-MAN start Swetting
in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..
Think..
shopping
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Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..
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Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..
( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
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Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.
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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
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(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?
Molana asif ali zardari)
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TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,
JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
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"zardari k liye Mazmoon"
ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
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After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.
nahi samj ai ????
ya lo
aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona w
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Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
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1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
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When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...
Samajh Aai ???
Nahi Aai !!
O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
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When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...
Samajh Aai ???
Nahi Aai !!
O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
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T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
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The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is
[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->
139 chars (1 sms)
Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?
Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !
Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->
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