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When u face problems in life, don"t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day
searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And
VERY BEST OF LUCK
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2000 Mai Lipstick Kitnee Sastii Hotii Thiii :)
But Aj Tu Sab Se Farighh Brand Bhi Mehnga Ha :(
Jeeenay Doo Mushii
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Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..
Farq To Parta Hai
" GEO MUSHARAF "
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Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .
He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..
Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .
Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..
Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,
Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..
Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur
Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya
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Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha
Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se
School Band Rehte Hyn . . .
Farq Tou Para Hy
Bache Bache Ka Naara
"Geo Musharaf" ;->
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Pehle Pakistan Ki Abaadi Khatarnak Hadh Se Tajawuz Kr Rahi Thi
Lekin Ab Khudkush Bum Dhamakon Ki Waja Se Kafi Control Main Hy . . .
Farq Tou Para Hai . . .
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Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....
Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading )
JEO MUSHARAF
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In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai
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tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay
GEO MUSHARRAF
tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia
GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF
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Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay
Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
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yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,
"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai
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2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya
''Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.
Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya
Kisi Ne Pucha,
''Kyu Maar Dia''
Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..''
Jeenay Do Musharaf
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A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
433 chars (3 sms)
Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.
Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.
Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.
Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?
(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
454 chars (3 sms)
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam
Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.
To..
Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,
Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,
Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,
Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
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